I am her.
You see, I was quietly, ‘non-encroachingly’ savouring a boujour of solitude and warmth, my very own domain, when suddenly my water ran out! Without announcement, a force jerks me out of place and next thing I know, I’m squeezing through a channel, aggravatingly inconvenient!
Red colour everywhere…
Blinding blinkers of light…
My only chord of sustainance snaps…
Could someone dim the light? This is no way to treat strangers you hear!
Better to tell them just that!
I raise my voice and I think I saw the sun raise an eyebrow… They took my voice too! This is horrible… Hey I won a Grammy with that in heaven!
Warmth.. Finally, I’m back in my terrain. So long…
Wait. Where’s my fluid? This feels like…hair! A large mass of hair.
Help! Square! Someone violated the law here. Taking my syrup of comfort and giving me…hair!
Time pass. Is the police here yet?
Why does it feel like I’m gliding in air?
Wap! Hey, that’s wet. Don’t people know what permission is in this place?
Better tell them.
“Does it hurt your pride to ask for permission? This is a violation of all the laws of humanity. You’ve paid no heed to my desires since your premier act of sweeping me off my template of solitude. If you may know, I’m pent out offended, obviously demoralized and you’ve made no prover of “i’m sorry” ever since…”
Why does it seem like I’m making a hell of noise?
All I hear is “shush baby, don’t cry, please don’t cry” Well at least they make do with the other magic word. I rest my case..
“That’s it baby.. Who’s a good baby? Who’s a good girl”, a chuby faced lady smile down at me.
They seem to have cool names here; someone is ‘doctor’, another is ‘nurse’ and they named me ‘baby’ just now.
We glid in air again and suddenly I drop… slowly, until I stretch out. Sweet oh sweet warmth…
It’s been all so tiring, guess it’s time I napped…
An eternity must have gone by…and then I feel it!
It was a sensation of warmth radiating from inside out.
A hymn of glorious rapture ring though my head. I open my eyes and there blushing at my face is an angel..
She trace her gaze to my soul as if taking a motion picture and the sound of her voice send thrills down my leg.. I could feel this chain of ‘giving away’ knot my heart as she declare, “hello my love”
Seems like the trend here is name change.. Cool.
My cheeks contract upward and I know I’m smiling. Ride on angel, you won my attention!
“Oh look honey”, my angel cried, “she smiled*
There’s honey in the room? Yummy.. We take it out of the rock where I lived before my nine months seclusion.
But, neither a rock nor honey cloud my face.
Handsome… I hope I’m well dressed. I’m sure I’ve got some florals on. It’s the dress code in heaven…
I try to turn my head and shikes! There’s a thick mass of nothing on me..
Don’t they know how to dress a Lady here?!
OK. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Here goes my ‘Stellar’ smile. No one can resist my smile. God told me so.
“Hey angel. She’s so beautiful”
Told you so. Ride on handsome..! I’m beginning to like it here. I could just “outstay my visit..”
Boy, I’m hungry.. Do they grow trees here? Where could I get strawberries? It’s everywhere in heaven. Let me ask..
Will I ever get to make a cognitive sound here?
“Looks like she’s hungry”, well as long as they can decode my speech, we’ll ride on just smoothly..
Strawberries coming right..
What sort of spoon is this? What’s this taste? It’s a blend of milk and something else..
Well it’ll do for now. Perhaps my order isn’t here yet..
Boy! This is enriching… and so tiring. Let’s take a nap..
Another eternity seemed to go by.
Someone’s touching my cheek. Hey, it’s my gadget you’re toiling with there!
I pop my eyes open and miniature handsome stare at my face. Well, he says he goes by the name daddy, but he remains ‘handsome’ to me..
Why do I have to be caught unawares two consecutive times. Time to dash the ‘hozanna’ smile.
“Mom, she smiled at me”, mini handsome break into a dance. My angel walks up. She said she goes by the name “mom”.. Such weird and cool names they bear here.
“Really? You must have won her most ardent attention. That’s a Nobel I tell you.” She bends over me and coos soothingly, “isn’t that right right little one? Isn’t that right my love”
Oh you got that right ang…mom. Preach it!
I so love it here already.. I’ve got a ‘mom’ and a ‘dad’ all to myself. Looks like mini handsome just came to visit.
“Baby. Meet your big brother” mum announces, holding mini handsome by the shoulder and smiling from him to me.
Oh oh! A big brother? I could see my iron castle melting…
“That’s right. I’m your big brother and guard from now on” uh oh oh!
I guess this is where we shake hands… Oh the thick mass. Let’s blink.this
“Looks like you got your yes”, mom says, as usual reading me like the palm of her hands.
“Look dad, she’s awake I just told her i’m her big brother”, ‘big brother scream’
“That’s good big man”, dad scoops me up in his arms and smear my cheek with kisses..
Suddenly, i’m tired. It’s been all so tiring as usual. Dad reads this and lay me down.
“Does she only ever sleep? She just woke up”, ‘big brother’ hiss, almost irritated.
I’ll get you for that traitor!
I slide into beds of colours..
Many know it’s typical for me to be her
I don’t hide the fact that I’m not that regular ‘someone’.
There’s uniqueness in my stream
Grace in my strides
What’s your ‘you’?
And that’s the kick off of Unleashing the EGG-xitement..
Thank you so much for stopping by. It was great pleasure having to hear you chuckles and smile along the way.
A you-me cubicle:
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I look forward to gaining so much knowledge from your constant tutelage.
You have been so awesome and lovely and enchanting!
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